Tuesday, January 10th, 2012 by Brandon Runyon
Dear Papa Rat and Mama Mouse,
Don’t think we’re just going after you because you make people sick. Did you really think we wouldn’t notice everything you tore up and destroyed? Here’s the list of damages:
Don’t beg for pity because we don’t have any – not for you or for any of your baby mice. Mama Mouse, if we don’t boot you out now, we know you’ll just keep having more babies. You can have 50 baby mice each year, in litters of about 6 mice each. Those mice will start having babies when they are 5 weeks old.
And we know the golden rule of rodent populations: the more available food, the more babies.
This is your warning to get out now. If we have to talk to you again, we’ll serve eviction papers and get rid of you.
Brandon the Bug Man